Like the 7 levels of the Candy Cane forest outlined by Buddy the Elf in the movie Elf,  there are levels in Cancerland. The levels in Cancerland aren't nearly as fun as those in the Candy Cane forest; I've yet to come across anything approximating the swirly, twirly gum drops at any point along this cancer "journey." I don't know what the official levels in Cancerland are, or if they even exist outside of the esoteric nature of those saddled with the disease, but I suspect they are akin to…